1,001 DIAMONDBACKS March 12, 2017 1:29pm
My two
buddies and I were trapped in this room in the desert. One of them jumped off
the roof, and he landed on his back in order to open the door from the outside.
When he hit the floor, he hit hard, and there were a dozen rattling
Diamondbacks around him. They were pissed! They were also snapping at him.
I was not out, but there were now Diamondbacks everywhere! There
were now four to six inches of water in parts of the valley. The snakes were now all heading for us! In
the shallow water on the land and they had bitten my friend a few times. We
then made it to the deep quarry with about forty-feet of water in its deepest
part.
My cowboy buddy was trying to walk along the steep rocks
that were somewhat wet. He kept falling into the water, and the Diamondbacks
were on their way. We were almost to safety when he failed to grab my hand, and
he fell in. The water was crystal clear. It was a deep bluish-green, and he hit
so hard, he went all the way to the bottom. The tiny air bubbles from his
impact looked somewhat beautiful, but I remember thinking to myself… “The Diamondbacks
would be there soon!”
The canyon wall was
too steep to climb where he fell. I noticed on Agenda 51 farmer planting a 3.5”
belt of metal mesh in his field. He knew us, but he didn’t want to help. I
begged and begged him. He finally lowered the metal strap down to my pal in the
water, but he proclaimed that he would not lift him all the way up. I began to
beg him, beg him, and beg him some more. I was in tears by now hugging the man.
He finally agreed.
I then began to extensively thank him, and I offered to
repay him anyway I could which included performing oral-SEX, if he wanted it.
He repented of leaving my friend to hang, and he began to hug me back. Thank
God! By now, our other friend had made it to us, but he had a white ten-speed
bike, and he didn’t want to let it go. There was no way he was getting out of
that deep pool with that bike! He was deciding what he wanted to do. Die with
his bike or let it go and be saved, after all the Diamondbacks were quickly
coming.
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