The Black Church Date: 2016
I had a dream this morning. It was my first time addressing a congregation as a Minister.
As I sat in the back of the stage waiting for my introduction, I thought… “How much longer is this idiot going to babble on!” and “When is he going to introduce me?” He finally gets to my introduction. …And now for the man why we're here for…he finally introduces me. I was handed a microphone. It was silver, and I apologized to the audience about the thing being set too loud. I turned it down and headed to the podium.
The place was full!
There were several hundred people there, and an old school passing out rattlesnakes kind of pentecostal preacher right in the front row in front of me. As I turned through my notes, I was going to save my beliefs of this being a “gay friendly” church for another sermon.
Why start weeding the garden on the first day of Spring is what I say? So, I mentioned something about my beliefs and what kind of church this would be, then a woman in the back left row blurts out…”And this is a practical church!”
I had a dream this morning. It was my first time addressing a congregation as a Minister.
As I sat in the back of the stage waiting for my introduction, I thought… “How much longer is this idiot going to babble on!” and “When is he going to introduce me?” He finally gets to my introduction. …And now for the man why we're here for…he finally introduces me. I was handed a microphone. It was silver, and I apologized to the audience about the thing being set too loud. I turned it down and headed to the podium.
The place was full!
There were several hundred people there, and an old school passing out rattlesnakes kind of pentecostal preacher right in the front row in front of me. As I turned through my notes, I was going to save my beliefs of this being a “gay friendly” church for another sermon.
Why start weeding the garden on the first day of Spring is what I say? So, I mentioned something about my beliefs and what kind of church this would be, then a woman in the back left row blurts out…”And this is a practical church!”
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