DREAM: “FUTURE GRAPES”
12/26/2016 ~ 11:30AM
It was during the days of Cowboys and Indians. I was trying
to get my newly found female friend to come through this time-shift hallway in
this large hotel we were staying at. I told her to come. I told her that it
would be all right. She hesitantly came. I stepped through the portal, which
could not be seen at all. She didn’t follow. I called to her. She finally came
through. As I told her the hotel would
look exactly the same, she finally came through. As I told her, the mid
nineteenth century hotel looked unchanged as she came through the invisible
portal. We went into on of the rooms. A next-door neighbor came in the room. I
introduced her to the neighbor who lived in the next room from another time.
The cowboy time she came from was very violent–just like the
present day contemporary times we came from–my time. We went down to the
street. We were searching for grapes for a grape sell. For some reason, grapes
grew wild everywhere in the city. It was in the afternoon. One of my guy
friends got insecure, and he asked me if I still loved him. I told him that I
did, and I gave him a hug. We jumped down into a desert-like short ditch where
we walked looking for grapes. As we walked, I noticed that there were dead
flattened skunks on the floor all over the place, but they were strangely
geometrically placed beneath certain cactus in the desert we were now walking
in–though we were still in the city, and I could still see the twenty-one story
hotel we just came from in an earlier time. I was trying to avoid stepping on
the flattened skunks. I was sidestepping them.
We came across a trashy trailer park right there in the
middle of the high-rise crammed city. There were some grapes around it, but I
got too close to the trailer, and the people had booby-trapped it by putting
half filled tin soda cans half way filled with water on top of the three-foot
concrete tube pylons at the end of the trailer to alert them as a poor man’s
security system.
My friend told me the skunks were all small dogs at one
time. We just went into the trailer like we lived there. The overweight lady,
who about 59 years old, didn’t mind. We just went into the trailer. She was an
old white-trash fat woman. I opened the screen door, and we just walked in! The
woman didn’t seem to care. As I walked through the trailer, I noticed her
unemployed son sitting in a cheap goodwill Barkalounger that had lost its bark!
I was still introducing myself to him. He looked up, but
seemed uninterested. I was still nibbling on some grapes I found by the back
door entrance. Some of the grapes were good, but some of them were rotten. I
just tried to eat around the rotten purple ones.
We needed to sell the grapes for the newly found girl I had
coaxed through the time portal in the hotel several blocks away. She needed the
money for her dimension, for some reason. I went out front, and I found a
perfect cluster of large seedless green grapes that were so perfectly chilled,
they were perspiring. Just perfect! They were so cool and perfect that I
couldn’t resist, so I ate one. I showed everyone the grapes I found, but the
one grape I ate gave me a terrible stomachache. I then awoke with a horrible stomachache
in real life! I need to get to a toilet to defecate… in real life. I defecated,
and felt better… in real life. J
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